Music, Boys, SVU, and Corgis

So, I’m listening to my favorite jazz playlist, smoking a Nat Sherman, and wearing a fluorescent blue onesie with sharks for feet.

we-come-alone-and-alonewedie:

/// en We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/74078332/via/kiwiamarelo

I probably think this at least twice a day.

we-come-alone-and-alonewedie:

/// en We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/74078332/via/kiwiamarelo

I probably think this at least twice a day.

It’s just one of those 7 shots of espresso kind of Mondays.

No matter what happens, this face always makes me smile. #dog #puppy #loveofmylife #appleofmyeye

No matter what happens, this face always makes me smile. #dog #puppy #loveofmylife #appleofmyeye

To Whom It Concerns:

To Whom it Concerns, Darlene’s work will be late.
It fell on her pancakes and stuck to her plate.
To Whom it Concerns, my mom made me write this.
But I’m just a kid, so how could I fight this.
To Whom it Concerns, I lost my assignment.
Maybe I’ll get lucky: solitary confinement.
To Whom it Concerns, Darlene’s great with a ball.
But guys don’t watch tomboys when they’re cruisin’ the hall.
To Whom it Concerns, I just turned thirteen—
Too short to be quarterback, too plain to be queen.
To Whom it Concerns, I’m not made of steel.
When I get blind-sided, my pain is quite real.
I don’t mean to squak, but it really burns.
I just thought I’d mention it to whom it concerns.

Darlene Connor, Roseanne
Yesterday was probably the most emotionally and physically exhausting day I’ve ever lived. BUT LOOK WHAT IT GAVE ME.

Yesterday was probably the most emotionally and physically exhausting day I’ve ever lived. BUT LOOK WHAT IT GAVE ME.

MY NEW ROOMMATE AND I HAVE TO SHARE A KEY UNTIL TOMORROW, SO I ASKED HER TO PLEASE LEAVE IT UNDER THE MAT IF I WASN’T HOME WHEN SHE WENT TO BED. SHE SAID OKAY.


EXCEPT SHE DIDN’T.


AND NOW I’M OUTSIDE OUR DOOR ANGRY, EXHAUSTED, AND SAD.

alangwiggy:

madmothmiko:

acolytejezebel:

Impossible!!

How do you even…. ?

This is the type of stage pageantry that people pay hundreds to see. Imagine how long the costume designer took intricately put into making those dresses the people behind the scene are the true heroes of theater 

The one on the right is a true work of art

In the last 22 hours, I have:

• Showered
• Worked an 8-4 shift
• Rented and driven a U Haul
• Single-handedly packed and unloaded my apartment
• Eaten
• Cleaned like a mother on fire
• Finally let go of the past

And even though I have to be up in 3 hours, I think it was worth it.

Janet: Why is my head a part of my body right now?
Me: Please think about what you just said.
Janet: But, like, it's so unnecessary.